Yes, yes, I know this is boring. I know that you know the general warnings and disclaimers. Alas, with lawyers running among us, just waiting for someone to sue--no offense, Zero--I must take all necessary precautions to cover my ass. Because, quite frankly, I happen to like my ass. And I am completely for ass-preservation. But enough about my ass, let's get to the point of this page.

Despite the lengthy warning on my entrance page, I feel the need to once again warn you all that my site will contain shounen-ai/yaoi content--more often than not. Why? Simple: I like shounen-ai/yaoi. I also like het, so don't worry, those of you who play for the other team. There is something for everyone on my site. So, if any of you homophobic bastards/bitches feel the need to flame me about the presence of m/m relationships: don't bother. And, if any of you prejudiced bastards/bitches feel the need to flame me about the presence of m/f relationships on my site: don't bother. I receive far too much mail that contains warm, flattering comments--I don't have time to read hate mail. I will simply forward the flame to over 35 MLs, with your name and your addy. And yes, I think that is very fair. Obviously, if you had the time to flame me, you should be prepared to stand behind your words, yes? Yes.

Yaoi is not the only thing you will find on this site. No, no, you silly thing--there's a lot more where that came from. After all, I'm evil, and I enjoy corrupting young minds. So, many works of fiction will also contain graphic sexual content--be it m/m or m/f. Some works will also contain violence, and angst.

Shounen-ai: Romantic love between two males. This label will now be used to describe all loving relationships between males in the fics--regardless of whether or not there is sex in them. If the boys are in love, then the fic gets a shounen-ai label.

Yaoi: This label will be used to describe the sexual relationships between two males that revolve around mostly pleasure, and not romantic feelings. So, when two guys fuck each other for fun, the fic gets this label.

The same will apply for shoujo-ai and yuri, if there is any.

Het: The standard, run-of-the-mill male/female relationship.

Lemon: Will be used to describe fics that contain graphic sexual content. And I mean, sex. There will be no lime/citrus/orange/grapefruit/etc. labels with me. If you see sex, you get lemon.